The Boy's Bike Ride Application Form
This form will send us an e-mail with your results.
Personal Information
Name and Location
Name or Nickname
Town
State
Age
Young
Not so Young
Kind of Old
Old
Old as Dirt
Neck Shade
Light Red
Medium Red
Dark Red
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Male
Female
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I usually Greet People by Saying:
Ya Hey Dere,
Dem Packers is playing like a bunch a Old Women,
Dey should take da whole bunch a dem Madison liberals and just linemup and shootem
Hey, dem boys from Minnesota put on a damn good bike trip!
I mostly wear:
T-shirts from previous Bike Trips
Polyester pants with snags
T-shirts from previous Bike Trips & Polyester pants with snags
a Speedo, with NO shirt
Other Information
Transportation
I have a Bike
I have a Car
I have a Bike, but I will just sit around camp next to the cooler
Menu Selection - Feel free to select as many as you Like
Beans & Weeners
Head Chease & Bush Light
Venison Sausage & Bush Light
Chease Curds & Bush Light
7 courses: Brat & six pack
PS. there will only be Beans & Weeners.
My Favorite Entertainment: pick all that apply
Bicycling
Bicycling & Drinking
Just Drinking
Hola-Hooping with John
All of the Above
The Most Memorable Events I Ever Attended
The Bar in Phipps (Girls cleaning the mirrors)
Lake Wazeecha Water Ski Show
Ted Nugent Concert & the party Afterwards
John Getting Tight!
Previous Bike Trips Hosted by Dougie, Johnny, & Kenny
Please fill out the boxes below and SEND us your Application
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